O, the Fetching Things You Say

You: I really wish I could take Mea to the fireworks.
Me: I really don't think she'd enjoy that.
You: We could put her on a leash and tie her to a rock?

Mom, most of what I've learned so far in life came from Myth Busters.

You came in to change your wet gloves for a dry pair. 

When I exclaimed how cold your hands were you said, 

"it's fine Mom. I can't feel them at all." 

Wow mom, you have like, a lot of skin under your chin. I mean... A LOT.

That's the thing with bossy girls... the cuteness makes up for the bossy

You were playing his Sims3 character when I heard you declare, 

"the house I created is WAY too big for me. 

I need to get a wife in here to help me take care of things."

You were trying to FaceTime your Dad when I heard you start under your breath, 
"if this guy doesn't answer this call I am gonna... oh, Hi Dad!"

A gigantic package showed up on the doorstep two days from my Birthday. 

I asked you, who had a suspicious smile on your face, 

"Do YOU know what this is???"

You gaves me a disgusted look and replied, 

"HOW would I know? I'm not a SOOTHSAYER!" 

You: Mom? Uhhh... are you gonna wear your hair like that into the city?

Me: No way! 

You: That's good, cuz right now it looks like it was hit by an astroid.